Email from a Friend...Christian One Liners...

Christian One Liners....Don't let your worries get theBest of you; remember, Moses startedOut as a basket case.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Some people are kind, polite, and
Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisors.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*The good Lord didn't create anything,without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*People are funny; they want the front
Of the bus, the middle of the road, and
The back of the church.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*If the church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*God Himself does not propose to judge
A man until he is dead. So why should you?*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Some minds are like concrete,thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Peace starts with a smile.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does It make which one you stay home from?*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
Are just�sitting on the premises.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*We were called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Be ye fishers of men. You catch
Them - He'll clean them.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Don't wait for 6 strong men
To take you to church.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Forbidden fruits create many jams.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
God grades on the cross, not the curve.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
God loves everyone, but probably prefers"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
God promises a safe landing,
Not a calm passage.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*He who angers you, controls you!*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Prayer:�Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The task ahead of us is never asGreat as the Power behind us.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*We don't change the message,
The message changes us.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:�1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

my favorite....Don't put a question mark where God puts a period...( we would have no regrets...)